BUTT...Or The Gluteus Maximus Addictus Poem


Alot of men
Need to go to AA
And not AA as in 
Alcoholics anonymous
But AA as in
Assoholics anonymous
'Cause a lot of men are straight
Addicted to ass
These are the men that 
No matter what 
Can't see pass a women's butt
These are the men that will
Hurt their loved ones--for ass
Lose their jobs--for ass
Go broke--for ass
Drop out of school--for ass
Dis' their friends--for ass
And even wreck their cars
While lookin' at ass
(Damn "ass-drunk" drivers)
These are the men that are so 
Addicted to ass 
That they'll always make 
BUTT statements 
Like
The women's personality is wack
BUTTTTTTTTT
She's got much backs
Or
The women's breath is kinda hummin'
BUTTTTTTTTT
She's gotta a plump onion
(Ta-dow)
BUTT/BUTT/BUTT/BUTT
These men are all about
BUTT
So much so that they forget about such things as
Personality/compatibility/spirituality/and metaphysicality
'Cause they're straight assoholics
Only lookin' for ass
And more ass
And much more ass
And
Like I said
They need to take their butts to
Assoholics anonymous
And cure their dumb asses
BUT?????????????


written by
DERRICK I.M. GILBERT (A.K.A. D-KNOWLEDGE)