Weird Laws
Weird Local USA Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of
garlic,
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If
his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't
allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you
or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity
between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after
sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks,
you're safe from the law!)
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car
has curtains.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear
patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while
watching two people having sex in a car.
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window.
Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must
drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while
his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an
automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the
couple's own property.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on
city streets.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed
women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a
truck driver inside a toll booth.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple,
even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they
have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white, cotton nightshirts.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't
dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three
pounds,two ounces of clothing.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be
called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No
female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state
unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with
a club."
The following important amendment, however, is to be
considered here: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to
females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall
it apply to horses."
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having
sex on the city's airport property.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to
a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat
his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than
2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider
strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully
stipulated.
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing
corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous,
unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal,
red-blooded American male."
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without
her husband's permission.
In Nevada, sex without a condom is considered illegal.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples
from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a
corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required
to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet
apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal
to make love on the floor between the beds!
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have
sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal
charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The
man does not receive any punishment.
Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your
spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are
considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal,
however, unless performed for profit, is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy
provided only the missionary position has been applied-is only
a misdemeanor.
In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to
have sex without a permit.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is
considered illegal.
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with
his wife.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex
with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
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